Mo'Nique Vs. Precious: Who'd You Rather?

Mo'Nique and Gabourey Sidibe are stunning audiences with their knockout performances in the film "Precious."

 

You know i loved the movie and I really don't wanna say anything wrong here,-- um i uh.... um...

oh god i can't help it. There is a naked Macy's Day Parade balloon somewhere. i'm so sorry.... ah hell with it. 

Balloon Boy is now hiding in her stomach.

Where in the world is Waldo try here.

The worlds most biggest camera was used to film this movie.

And you can just imagine watching it on a big screen.

oh God forgive me.....

When they freed Willie She ate him.

And add her to tigers list of women she's girl number 13-20.

This is one person aliens could never abduct cows are the maximum weight limit.

She will also be starring in a movie with ice cube in 'Is She Full Yet. 
Now i wonder what's the first thing she bought with her first 'Big' paycheck???

please read the fine print.

This is not meant to offend anyone under 500 lbs.