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Octomom Wins Battle To Control Octofinances

This means 'mind your d@mn business!'

A judge in Santa Ana, Calif. took the side of Octomom Nadya Suleman yesterday and smacked aside a petition filed by some guy trying to get the court to appoint an independent guardian to monitor her children's money.

Elin -- Out With The Old, In With The New

Elin Nordegren -- who we're told was staying at the Windermere mansion guest house last night -- is getting rid of anything that might bring up bad memories ... in this case, her hybrid Cadillac Escalade.

I think her and Chris Brown would make a good couple, cause god knows he needs an @ss whoopin, and it's quite obvious that she's a professional. 

No, not that one -- Elin has her own ... and neighbors say, she brought it to an Orlando body shop on Tuesday to fix up some recent rear bumper damage.

Casey Johnson's Family Rallying Around Football

Casey Johnson's family is headed to Cincinnati today to gather around patriarch Woody Johnson and root on the New York Jets in their playoff game.