Kelis -- Under the Sea

Here's singer/Nas babymama Kelis at an event Thursday night in L.A. (left) ... and an old ad for Artemia salina x nyos, A.K.A. Sea Monkeys (right).

This makes Rihanna's dress below look like a top 10!

One of 'em is popular with the boys in the yard.

Whiting & Davis Peacock Feather Ring Handle Bag Whiting & Davis is world renowned for its fashionable  and high quality metal mesh handbags! The brand has  long enjoyed well deserved popularity with celebrities and the  fashion press. Stunning mesh bag with hand-beaded fringe  and Lucite ring handle in peacock feather print. Sexy,  flirty and glamorous; reminiscent of bags  from the flapper days! Dimensions: 14 Length, 5 Height,  1 Depth Color: Black/Silver Material: Printed Mesh Detail:  Beaded Designer Style No. 13994 Exception:  This item is eligible for return within 10 days.

Alleged Victim of Rip Torn -- Torn Himself

No no no! you got it all wrong i was studying for a new role 'Robin Hood the Golden Years.'

Rip Torn is so in need of help, even the CEO of the bank he allegedly broke into on Friday night wants to see someone stage an intervention.

Rihanna Wore something Last Night

This carpet looked so good on her floor she decided to wear it.

Beauty Miss America 2010 Wasn't All That in 2002

Before Caressa Cameron was named Miss America 2010, she was an awkward high school freshman at Massaponax High School in Fredericksburg, VA

Wow!