Tom Cruise -- Private Potty Pooper

Tom Cruise took a break from filming his latest movie to spend a little time in his own personal Porta-Potty, adorned with his character's name.

Tom: d@mn it Katie you can't cook -- but i just don't have the heart to tell you that.

Michael Jackson -- Dr. Murray Set to be Charged Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0e1rlDkDY

The D.A. is ready to charge Dr. Conrad Murray in the death of Michael Jackson ...multiple law enforcement sources tells.

He had a better chance of killing spongebob and getting away with it-- but the king of pop, oh no my friend.

bob: please Dr. Murray don't kill me, little kids and adult children like chris brown will miss me!

Our sources say that members of the D.A.'s office -- including Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley -- have already met about filing a criminal case against Dr. Murray.

Red Cross Clears Kanye West in Battery Case

I don't think Kanye could beat up a fly.

Kanye West's criminal case involving an LAX run-in with photographers was dismissed a few minutes ago ... after his lawyer presented proof Kanye performed community service with the Red Cross.