Kelis -- Under the Sea

Here's singer/Nas babymama Kelis at an event Thursday night in L.A. (left) ... and an old ad for Artemia salina x nyos, A.K.A. Sea Monkeys (right).

This makes Rihanna's dress below look like a top 10!

One of 'em is popular with the boys in the yard.

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Alleged Victim of Rip Torn -- Torn Himself

No no no! you got it all wrong i was studying for a new role 'Robin Hood the Golden Years.'

Rip Torn is so in need of help, even the CEO of the bank he allegedly broke into on Friday night wants to see someone stage an intervention.

Rihanna Wore something Last Night

This carpet looked so good on her floor she decided to wear it.

Beauty Miss America 2010 Wasn't All That in 2002

Before Caressa Cameron was named Miss America 2010, she was an awkward high school freshman at Massaponax High School in Fredericksburg, VA

Wow!

Michael Jackson Kids Prep Acceptance Speech

 

Prince and Paris Jackson, Michael Jackson's two oldest children, have been sweating over addressing the audience at tonight's Special Merit Awards ceremony .. where their dad will be honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award.

Joe Jackson tells TMZ Prince and Paris have each prepared a speech. Joe says they are both great speakers and Paris has been working on her speech for a week.

As for the buzz that the kids will perform at the Grammys on Sunday -- Joe says it ain't happening.

New Twist in Brittany Murphy Death

 

Brittany Murphy's death investigation has taken a mysterious turn -- the L.A. County Coroner's Office is now trying to fill in some critical gaps in her medical history.

Video: LeBron James' wet-and-wild temper tantrum

Oh dear, anger has fallen upon Kings James

Tom Cruise -- Private Potty Pooper

Tom Cruise took a break from filming his latest movie to spend a little time in his own personal Porta-Potty, adorned with his character's name.

Tom: d@mn it Katie you can't cook -- but i just don't have the heart to tell you that.

Michael Jackson -- Dr. Murray Set to be Charged Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0e1rlDkDY

The D.A. is ready to charge Dr. Conrad Murray in the death of Michael Jackson ...multiple law enforcement sources tells.

He had a better chance of killing spongebob and getting away with it-- but the king of pop, oh no my friend.

bob: please Dr. Murray don't kill me, little kids and adult children like chris brown will miss me!

Our sources say that members of the D.A.'s office -- including Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley -- have already met about filing a criminal case against Dr. Murray.

Red Cross Clears Kanye West in Battery Case

I don't think Kanye could beat up a fly.

Kanye West's criminal case involving an LAX run-in with photographers was dismissed a few minutes ago ... after his lawyer presented proof Kanye performed community service with the Red Cross.

WWE Star Chris Jericho Arrested in Kentucky

WWE wrestler Chris Jericho was arrested at a gas station in Kentucky early Wednesday morning after cops say he and a fellow wrestler were both "extremely intoxicated" in public.

Brooke Mueller's Non-Rehab Rehab Facility

This is the North Carolina rehab facility where Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller is convalescing from a bout with pneumonia ... so says her lawyer.

WWE Wrestler Accused of Smacking a Woman

WWE wrestler Greg "Hurricane" Helms allegedly smacked several people -- including a woman -- before he and Chris Jericho were arrested at a Kentucky gas station yesterday.

She should have never said wrestling is fake!

We're told several people were in a taxi cab with Helms and Jericho when things allegedly got violent around 4 AM yesterday.

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Conan O'Brien Strikes Departure Deal with NBC

Conan O'Brien and NBC have reached a settlement in principle and the big announcement is expected Saturday, sources say.

Ready aim-- fire!!

We're told NBC has already given Conan's lawyers a draft of the agreement and his hired guns were going over it Friday night. The deal should be finalized Saturday.

Tiger Woods' Baby Hits the Gym

Clearly suffering from the effects of a strained relationship, Tiger Woods' son, Charlie Axel Woods, relieved some stress by hitting up some place called My Gym in Florida yesterday.

Mommy please don't hit daddy anymore i'm sure he's sorry now!

When he learns to walk, that'll be great cardio.

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Lane Garrison Takes One for the Team

After doing hard time for vehicular manslaughter last year, former "Prison Break" star Lane Garrison prepared for an upcoming acting gig by playing a shirtless game of football with a pal in L.A. on Tuesday.

Now this is how we play football in prison "butt hut" I mean HUT HUT!

Two hand touch is popular in the clink.

Tiger Woods -- Haiti Hero?

Tiger Woods may have finally emerged from exile in the name of humanitarianism, this according to Russell Simmons.

Warrant Executed in Gilbert Arenas Gun Case

The D.C. police -- with the help of cops in Arlington County, Virginia -- have executed a search warrant this morning at the home of Javaris Crittenton -- looking for the gun that may have been secretly wheeled out of the Washington Wizards locker room in a laundry basket.

Arenas: King Kong ain't got nothin on me!

Bruce Springsteen -- Born to Sun

Move over The Situation, because New Jersey native Bruce Springsteen's body is The Boss.

"Bruce almighty" i hope i look that good at 50 --but i bet he still needs the Capitol V and ends with gra

Conan's Royal Screw Up

Conan O'Brien may have a claim against NBC, but not because the network wanted to move his show to 12:05 AM.

I guess now he has time to go shrink that head of his!

We're now told Conan's contract never specified a guaranteed time period. If NBC wanted to run the show at 3:00 AM, Conan would have no recourse. We're told Conan's reps never even asked for a guaranteed time period when they negotiated his contract -- shocking, but true.

Shaq's Accuser Gets the Allred Treatment

Gloria Allred just announced the woman accusing Shaquille O'Neal of harassment is filing a lawsuit against him in Florida.

oh i'm sorry let me wipe my tears, d@mn onions. Is this a biography-- this gives new meaning to Shaq Attack. I predict she'll get a lot of money and her fears will miraculously go away.

Shaq's accuser, Vanessa Lopez, claims she was in a relationship with Shaq for five years ... and that Shaq, who's married, told her he had an "open relationship."

Shaq Accuser -- Another Beef with NBA Star

The woman accusing Shaquille O'Neal of harassing her has a growing list of NBA players with whom she's had legal problems ... which now includes Orlando Magic star J.J. Redick.



Turns out Vanessa Lopez -- who is reportedly filing suit today against Shaq -- went to police after a bitter breakup with Redick back in 2007.

If you break up with me i'll call the cops

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Balloon Dad Floats into Jail

This is the last outfit Richard Heene decided to wear before his wardrobe turns to orange.

The inmates are warming up to Heene very nicely, but an alarming number of inmate sheets have gone missing???

Heene just turned himself in to the Larimer County Detention Center -- he'll see his Rocky beanie again in about 30 days ... when he'll be eligible for a work release program.

Conan O'Brien -- I Won't Get Burned

Conan O'Brien might be considering taking that $80 mil and hitting the beach -- because yesterday in L.A., all he cared about was making sure the paps on his trail had the right kind of sun tan lotion.

Has Conan been hitting the gym??

Wizards Players to Testify in Gilbert Arenas Case

Three Washington Wizards players -- including captain Antawn Jamison -- will testify today before a grand jury in the Gilbert Arenas/Javaris Crittenton gun case, law enforcement sources say.

I don't think they ever needed a time out so bad.

Sources say Arenas has already been called in by the U.S. Attorney but he made it clear he would not testify on grounds of self-incrimination. We're also told Crittenton has lawyered up and took the same position as Arenas.

NBC Pulls Plug on Leno Prime Time Show

Sorry Jay, but you know Mcdonald's is hiring!

NBC has just confirmed that Jay Leno's 10 PM show is going off the air next month when the Olympics begin.

Lohan Driver -- Zero To Dangerous In 2.5 Secs

Lindsay Lohan didn't even have a chance to buckle up before her driver gunned it down an alley last night -- allegedly tagging a photog so hard, he needed medical attention.

Lindsay's driver is now a person of interest in a criminal assault with a deadly weapon investigation.

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Octomom Wins Battle To Control Octofinances

This means 'mind your d@mn business!'

A judge in Santa Ana, Calif. took the side of Octomom Nadya Suleman yesterday and smacked aside a petition filed by some guy trying to get the court to appoint an independent guardian to monitor her children's money.

Elin -- Out With The Old, In With The New

Elin Nordegren -- who we're told was staying at the Windermere mansion guest house last night -- is getting rid of anything that might bring up bad memories ... in this case, her hybrid Cadillac Escalade.

I think her and Chris Brown would make a good couple, cause god knows he needs an @ss whoopin, and it's quite obvious that she's a professional. 

No, not that one -- Elin has her own ... and neighbors say, she brought it to an Orlando body shop on Tuesday to fix up some recent rear bumper damage.

Casey Johnson's Family Rallying Around Football

Casey Johnson's family is headed to Cincinnati today to gather around patriarch Woody Johnson and root on the New York Jets in their playoff game.

Mayweather Blames Pacquiao's 'Punk Ass'

Floyd Mayweather is not only blaming Manny Pacquiao for backing out of their big fight -- now the Pretty Boy has resorted to name-calling ... threatening to whip Manny's "punk ass."

I guess he doesn't want the world to know he may have a small pen!s.

Floyd claims he's "thoroughly disgusted" that members of Pacquiao's camp are trying to blame Mayweather for standing in the way of the fight.

Gary Coleman: I Had A 'Little Seizure Activity'

With a bandage over his forehead and a cane in his hand, Gary Coleman made his first appearance on camera since being released from the hospital after suffering a "little seizure activity."

Re: His health, Gary says there's "nothing wrong with my head" and added he's doing "the best I can with what I've got."

Tila Tequila -- The Anguish Of Mourning

This photo of Tila Tequila was taken today -- three days after she learned her fiancee, Casey Johnson, passed away.

At least her bra is black.

Witness: Williams Drove Into Oncoming Traffic

listen the tree wanted to play chicken, not my fault i didn't punk out.

Jayson Williams drunkenly drove across four lanes of oncoming traffic before smashing his Mercedes into a tree earlier this week -- this according to a witness whose testimony is being used in court.

Jayson Williams -- Ordered To SCRAM

What will i ever do without my booze?

Disgraced NBA star Jayson Williams will have a shiny new accessory for the winter season -- an alcohol monitoring anklet.

Arenas Gun Standoff -- Locker Room Video

How about a friendly game of go-fish?

The Xmas Eve gun standoff between Gilbert Arenas and teammate Javaris Crittenton may have been caught on tape by surveillance cameras, law enforcement sources say.

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Gary Coleman Rushed To Hospital

Gary Coleman was taken to the hospital early this morning.

We're told Coleman was transported at 8:03 AM from Custom Hotel in Los Angeles where he was staying.

Octomom -- Sweaty, Glistening ... Sexy?

Based on this video alone -- forget the 14 kids and the craziness etc. -- Nadya Suleman may have finally qualified for MILF status ... right?

Can i be your new baby daddy?

KFC Ad -- OK For Australia, Racist For US?

Placating a crowd of black people with a bucket of chicken is considered good marketing by Kentucky Fried Chicken in Australia -- but it's causing a bit of a fervor here in the States.

Racist or not that was a terrible choice of a commercial for KFC.

The ad shows a very distressed white guy, surrounded by a crowd of black people at a cricket match, who wonders, "Need a tip when you're stuck in an awkward situation?" He gets out of the "awkward situation" by handing them a bucket of chicken.

Chris Henry's Fiancee Won't Face Charges

Loleini Tonga, fiancee of Chris Henry, will not face any charges stemming from the incident that led to his death.

Gilbert Arenas Suspended Indefinitely

Too bad to play!

The NBA has suspended Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas indefinitely.

911 Call Over Casey Johnson's Dogs

There's a fight over Casey Johnson's dogs ... a fight that has escalated to the point that cops have been called.

Elin Nordegren -- Out In The Cold

Elin Nordegren sported a little smile -- and a big ol' sweater -- outside her Florida home earlier today ... you know, the place where Tiger Woods used to live.

Don't be fooled by the facial expression, it's still a bit frigid in Windermere these days.

Daughter Of Jets Owner: Casey Johnson Dies At 30

Casey Johnson an heiress to the Johnson & Johnson company fortune dies.

Searches Surround Casey Johnson's Death.

Casey Johnson was just 30 years old when she was found dead in L.A. on Monday; reps say she passed away of natural causes. The young socialite’s death has sparked a slew of headlines and Web searches.

Mike Tyson LAX Fight Video -- 'I Will Kill You'

Mike Tyson threatened to kill the paparazzo he allegedly assaulted at LAX back in November -- and now the tape has finally surfaced ... but, it's heavily edited.

Man i wasn't even there and i felt like runnin'  he's lucky to escape with both his ears intact.

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Jayson Williams Suffers Fractured Neck

I guess that's better than being shot

Jayson Williams fractured his neck in a car accident this morning ... law enforcement sources say.

Gilbert Arenas -- Not Licensed To Pack Heat

What do you wanna be when you grown up Arenas?
Arenas: I wanna be an NBA basketball player called agent zero then get four big @ss guns like 007 and put em in my locker just to get in some deep sh!t and go to jail.

ok Tiger what do you want to be when you grow up?-- Tiger: ah basically i just wanna swing my club and get it in the hole!

NBA star Gilbert Arenas didn't have a license to possess the guns he stored in his locker in D.C.... law enforcement sources say.

Gerard Butler -- New Year's Resolution?

Gerard Butler let it all hang out in Barbados this weekend. 

He's currently gaining weight for  a new movie, it's called '300 POUNDS'