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Marge Simpson -- Playboy Cover Girl


This is the closest you'll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.


5peek@n!t has obtained the cover for Marge Simpson's November issue of Playboy -- and needless to say, she's got a bangin' bod for having popped her first kid out thirty years ago (Show debuted in 1989, Bart was 10 ... and still is).

We're told Marge also strips down for her three-page spread inside the magazine -- posing in a bunch of sexy cartoon lingerie.




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Tom Cruise -- Always A Step Ahead


Totally normal super couple Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise went for a jog through the streets of Boston yesterday.
Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Run, Katie. Run like the wind ..


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Method Man Arrested -- C.R.E.A.M'd For Taxes


Method Man ... meet police man.

Method Man

The Wu Tang rapper reportedly surrendered to cops on Staten Island this morning on charges of failing to pay four years worth of income taxes.

According to silive.com in New York, Meth owes $32,799 to Uncle Sam -- not including fees and penalties.

Meth -- real name Clifford Smith -- will be arraigned at Staten Island criminal court later today. If convicted, he could face four years behind bars.



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Jon Gosselin Erupts Again


There's yet another blemish on Jon Gosselin's reputation ... two actually.
The father of eight showed off his latest additions at the unveiling of his signature milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood on Saturday.

The Gosselin shake does not include benzoyl peroxide or Accutane.

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Shiloh: Like Father, Like Daughter


Brad Pitt has his very own mini me -- adorable Shiloh Nouvel.
Angelina, Shiloh, Zahara

With big sis Zahara and Momgelina at her side this weekend in France, the toothy three-year-old got decked out in a tie and a kid's size version of her dad's hat.

Being one of Brad's little girls is such a drag.

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Jon And Kate -- Overextended


We're told Jon & Kate Gosselin aren't living hand to mouth, but the $200,000 account that Jon raided was the only real source of living income.



There's a report out that the couple is saddled with a $720,000 mortgage on their $1.12 million house. There was talk that TLC bought the house for them outright but we've learned that is not true. TLC paid them a salary and that's it.

We're told Jon and Kate have established a trust fund for their kids and it's well into the 6 figures, but they have significant debt. They still haven't been able to sell their first house and they owe a mortgage on it.

The reality is ..."Jon & Kate Plus 8" is good for the 8 but Jon and Kate are kinda strapped.



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Katy Perry's Favorite Brand


After reportedly sharing a kiss at a VMA afterparty last month, British comedian Russell Brand and Katy Perry were spotted holding hands in London on Friday.
Russell Brand and Katy Perry

Apparently for Katy, kissing girls was just a phase.

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Accused Letterman Extortionist Pleads Not Guilty


Robert Halderman -- the man accused of trying to extort David Letterman -- has just pled not guilty to the felony charge of attempted grand larceny in the first degree.



Halderman was wearing blue jeans, a striped button-up shirt and a blazer. He is in handcuffs.

The DA is asking for his bail to be set at $500,000. They say Halderman's actions were ones of "desperation" and they are "alarming and dangerous."

His defense, on the other hand, wants bail to be set at $100k. They claim he is not a flight risk.

UPDATE: His bail was set at $200,000 bond.


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Knowles' Alleged Baby Mama Is A Scrub


This is the woman who has sued Beyonce's dad, Mathew Knowles, claiming he's the father of her child.

Alexsandra Wright had a small role on one episode of "Scrubs" -- in an episode titled "My 15 Minutes," which aired back in 2001.

Wright is not actually an actress -- but this being L.A., everyone dabbles in it from time to time.

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Maury: You are ?____? the father

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I not the papi


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Papper Files Police Report Against Sean Penn



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let's play soccerazzi

Sean Penn went ballistic on a paparazzo this afternoon -- and we've learned the photog just filed a police report against the actor.

The cameraman -- Jordan Dawes (not a TMZ guy) -- is accusing Penn of battery after a confrontation near the Brentwood Country Mart in Los Angeles, where Sean had just eaten lunch.

Penn was seen kicking and hitting the photographer on a side-street multiple times before leaving.

Sean's rep had no comment.


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