There's a bottom line to the divorce between Kelis and Nas, and it's money, money, money.
According to docs filed by Kelis' lawyer, disso queen Laura Wasser, the financial wizards have reviewed the earning of both parties to the divorce, and they've come to these conclusions.
-- Nas pulls in $244,826 a month -- Kelis rakes in a relatively paltry $13,744 a month -- Kelis should get child support totaling $17,225 a month -- Kelis should get spousal support totaling $72,728 -- Nas should pay retro child support totaling $29,522 -- Nas should pay retro spousal support totaling $281,571
Now kids what important lesson have we learned here? ok, i can see love makes you happy and slow at the same time--'and i don't meanslow like a slug' so i'll tell you'getta friggin' prenupt'....
I'm no expert but she looky-like a man and that mustache sure ain't helpin!!
South Africa's Caster Semenya celebrates winning the women's 800m final race of the 2009 IAAF Athletics World Championships in Berlin. Semenya was declared a "golden girl" by local press, with the athlete's family shrugging off questions about the runner's gender.
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JOHANNESBURG (AFP) – South Africa's new 800-metre world champion Caster Semenya was declared a "golden girl" by local press Thursday, with the athlete's family shrugging off questions about the runner's gender.
All major newspapers' front pages pictured a triumphant Semenya who powered to a 1minute 55.45seconds win -- the world's best this year -- shortly after the athletics governing body announced that the runner's gender was to be verified.
"She is my little girl. I raised her and I have never doubted her gender. She is a woman and I can repeat that a million times," father Jacob Semenya told the popular tabloid Sowetan which dubbed the champion "Our Golden Girl".
"For the first time South Africans have someone to be proud of and detractors are already shouting wolf. It is unfair. I wish they would leave my daughter alone."
Semenya's 80-year-old grandmother Maphuthi Sekgala told The Times that the first year sports science student had long been teased about her boyish looks and for being the only girl in her local soccer team.
"(The controversy) doesn't bother me that much because I know she's a woman -- I raised her myself," she said in her rural village in northern Limpopo province.
"She called me after (the heats) and told me that they think she's a man. What can I do when they call her a man, when she's really not a man? It is God who made her look that way."
Semenya's former high school head told the Afrikaans broadsheet Beeld the top runner had played with boys, enjoyed soccer and wore long trousers to school.
"I first realised that she was a girl in Grade 11," he said, explaining how Semenya had moved to stand with a girls team after he had divided the boys and girls for short running race.
Semenya was a total unknown a few weeks ago -- with Beeld describing her birthplace as remote and rural, with the teenager living with her grandmother while at high school and growing up without electricity or running water.
The runner's coach Michael Seme laughed off the allegations, saying the athlete fielded constant questions about whether she was a boy from younger athletes when training.
"Then she has to explain that she can't help the fact that her voice is so gruff and that she really is a girl. The remarkable thing is that Caster remains completely calm and never loses her dignity when she is questioned about her gender," Seme told the newspaper.
Semenya had been "crudely humiliated" a few times and the closest Seme said he had seen her to anger was earlier this year when some people wanted her barred from using the ladies restroom.
"Then Caster said: 'Do you want me to pull down my pants that you can see. Those same people came to her later and said they were extremely sorry."
The author of the "Twilight" series is being sued by a woman who claims the 4th installment is a rip-off of her work.
Jordan Scott claims in her lawsuit, filed today in federal court, that she began writing a novel "in the vampire genre" when she was just 15 -- back in 2003. The novel was published in 2006 and called "The Nocturne."
Scott claims the 4th installment of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series lifted her work. She says Meyer's book -- "Breaking Dawn" is a "significant literary departure from [her] early books..." She says it seems the book is "written by a teenager." Yes, Scott was a teenager when she wrote "The Nocturne."
Scott claims the two books "show striking, articulable and substantial similarities in the ... plot lines, themes, dialogue, mood, setting, pace, characters, sequence of events, ideas and other similarities."
A former choreographer for "So You Think You Can Dance" was arrested again for allegedly sexually assaulting four women -- but this time he's actually being charged with a crime ... or eight, to be exact.
Cops say Alex Da Silva was arrested this morning at his North Hollywood home, after the District Attorney filed an arrest warrant charging him with eight felony counts of assault.
That includes four counts of forcible rape, two counts of assault with intent to commit rape and two counts of sexual penetration by a foreign object.
The D.A. says the alleged assaults occurred between August 2002 and March 2009. The four alleged victims were between the ages of 20 and 26 and were all dancers or aspiring dancers who say they met Alex through his dance instruction classes.
Alex was arrested for pretty much the same thing back in April, but prosecutors declined to press charges -- saying further investigation was needed to move forward.
The newest celebrity XXX tape has already hit the Internet -- a threesome -- this one featuring "Grey's Anatomy" star Eric Dane, his wife Rebecca Gayheart and a former beauty queen//Hollywood madam named Kari Ann Peniche.
In the video -- which was first posted by Gawker.com, Gayheart and Dane take turns filming as the naked trio hangs out in Peniche's Southern California apt. It appears they are all seriously inebriated in some way -- at one point Rebecca can be heard saying she needs to lay down because she's so high.
At the end of the tape, Gayheart and Peniche are nude in a bathtub together, while Eric films them. According to Gawker, the 3-minute clip is cut down from roughly 12 minutes of footage.
Jamaican Usain Bolt shatters his own world record in the 100-meter event. Picture the cops chasin guys that could run this fast everyday they'd be fallin all over there ass!!--that would be a good sight...
Last August in the 100-meter final at the Olympics, Usain Bolt shattered a world record in the event even though he began thumping his chest in celebration at the 90-meter mark. Bolt explained by saying he didn't care about the time, just the gold medal. Still, people wondered: "How fast can he go if he runs through the tape?" We found out tonight in Berlin.
The Jamaican sprinter shattered his own world mark in the 100 this evening, running a blistering 9.58 at the IAAF World Track Championships. That was .11 seconds faster than his time from Beijing and right in line with what some physicists had predicted Bolt could run if he kept racing for the entire 100 meters. The time is stunning. It's a full two-tenths faster than Ben Johnson ran in his steroid-fueled "victory" at the 1988 Olympics.
Bolt went so fast that his much-anticipated showdown with Tyson Gay (who withdrew from the 100 in Beijing due to injury) seemed anti-climatic. That Gay broke the American record in the race despite losing by a few strides demonstrates the greatness of Bolt's run.
The world mark was set in the same stadium in which Jesse Owens won five gold medals at the 1936 Olympics. Nothing in track will ever top that moment, but Usain Bolt's sprint tonight came close.
Superman: Bolt wait up mon! i gotta cape fa u mon!
Pamela Anderson lives in a trailer park...and she couldn't be happier.
The blonde bombshell moved into Paradise Cove while her house was being built and has decided to make the posh Malibu trailer park her permanent home.
"It's a one-room mobile home that I bought as a guest house, then we moved in temporarily. I moved there because I was waiting for this damn house to be built in this posh part of Malibu. And then I realised I was so much happier and the kids were also happy."
Besides a new place to live...Anderson found something else...
"I fell in love there - it's where my boyfriend lives, too. He's an electrician and we met on our way to the beach."
Kate Gosselin was spotted dabbing tears away in her car following a fight with her estranged husband, Jon Gosselin.
The reality show couple's very public breakup has been making headlines for months.
The latest?
Jon and Kate's heated argument outside the couple's Pennsylvania home.
According to sources, Kate stopped by to confront her ex about a reported romance with the children's babysitter Stephanie Santoro--despite a custody agreement forbidding her to do so while Jon is on the property.
Police were called to the scene and had no choice but to send Kate packing.
Moments later, photogs snapped Kate sobbing and checking into a Days Inn.
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