Tiger Woods -- Haiti Hero?

Tiger Woods may have finally emerged from exile in the name of humanitarianism, this according to Russell Simmons.

Warrant Executed in Gilbert Arenas Gun Case

The D.C. police -- with the help of cops in Arlington County, Virginia -- have executed a search warrant this morning at the home of Javaris Crittenton -- looking for the gun that may have been secretly wheeled out of the Washington Wizards locker room in a laundry basket.

Arenas: King Kong ain't got nothin on me!

Bruce Springsteen -- Born to Sun

Move over The Situation, because New Jersey native Bruce Springsteen's body is The Boss.

"Bruce almighty" i hope i look that good at 50 --but i bet he still needs the Capitol V and ends with gra

Conan's Royal Screw Up

Conan O'Brien may have a claim against NBC, but not because the network wanted to move his show to 12:05 AM.

I guess now he has time to go shrink that head of his!

We're now told Conan's contract never specified a guaranteed time period. If NBC wanted to run the show at 3:00 AM, Conan would have no recourse. We're told Conan's reps never even asked for a guaranteed time period when they negotiated his contract -- shocking, but true.

Shaq's Accuser Gets the Allred Treatment

Gloria Allred just announced the woman accusing Shaquille O'Neal of harassment is filing a lawsuit against him in Florida.

oh i'm sorry let me wipe my tears, d@mn onions. Is this a biography-- this gives new meaning to Shaq Attack. I predict she'll get a lot of money and her fears will miraculously go away.

Shaq's accuser, Vanessa Lopez, claims she was in a relationship with Shaq for five years ... and that Shaq, who's married, told her he had an "open relationship."

Shaq Accuser -- Another Beef with NBA Star

The woman accusing Shaquille O'Neal of harassing her has a growing list of NBA players with whom she's had legal problems ... which now includes Orlando Magic star J.J. Redick.



Turns out Vanessa Lopez -- who is reportedly filing suit today against Shaq -- went to police after a bitter breakup with Redick back in 2007.

If you break up with me i'll call the cops

LEFTSIDE MR.DR.EVIL-TRANSFORMERS REMIX

Sounds like them but it's not give a listen!

Balloon Dad Floats into Jail

This is the last outfit Richard Heene decided to wear before his wardrobe turns to orange.

The inmates are warming up to Heene very nicely, but an alarming number of inmate sheets have gone missing???

Heene just turned himself in to the Larimer County Detention Center -- he'll see his Rocky beanie again in about 30 days ... when he'll be eligible for a work release program.

Conan O'Brien -- I Won't Get Burned

Conan O'Brien might be considering taking that $80 mil and hitting the beach -- because yesterday in L.A., all he cared about was making sure the paps on his trail had the right kind of sun tan lotion.

Has Conan been hitting the gym??

Wizards Players to Testify in Gilbert Arenas Case

Three Washington Wizards players -- including captain Antawn Jamison -- will testify today before a grand jury in the Gilbert Arenas/Javaris Crittenton gun case, law enforcement sources say.

I don't think they ever needed a time out so bad.

Sources say Arenas has already been called in by the U.S. Attorney but he made it clear he would not testify on grounds of self-incrimination. We're also told Crittenton has lawyered up and took the same position as Arenas.