Balloon Dad Floats into Jail

This is the last outfit Richard Heene decided to wear before his wardrobe turns to orange.

The inmates are warming up to Heene very nicely, but an alarming number of inmate sheets have gone missing???

Heene just turned himself in to the Larimer County Detention Center -- he'll see his Rocky beanie again in about 30 days ... when he'll be eligible for a work release program.

Conan O'Brien -- I Won't Get Burned

Conan O'Brien might be considering taking that $80 mil and hitting the beach -- because yesterday in L.A., all he cared about was making sure the paps on his trail had the right kind of sun tan lotion.

Has Conan been hitting the gym??

Wizards Players to Testify in Gilbert Arenas Case

Three Washington Wizards players -- including captain Antawn Jamison -- will testify today before a grand jury in the Gilbert Arenas/Javaris Crittenton gun case, law enforcement sources say.

I don't think they ever needed a time out so bad.

Sources say Arenas has already been called in by the U.S. Attorney but he made it clear he would not testify on grounds of self-incrimination. We're also told Crittenton has lawyered up and took the same position as Arenas.

NBC Pulls Plug on Leno Prime Time Show

Sorry Jay, but you know Mcdonald's is hiring!

NBC has just confirmed that Jay Leno's 10 PM show is going off the air next month when the Olympics begin.

Lohan Driver -- Zero To Dangerous In 2.5 Secs

Lindsay Lohan didn't even have a chance to buckle up before her driver gunned it down an alley last night -- allegedly tagging a photog so hard, he needed medical attention.

Lindsay's driver is now a person of interest in a criminal assault with a deadly weapon investigation.

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Octomom Wins Battle To Control Octofinances

This means 'mind your d@mn business!'

A judge in Santa Ana, Calif. took the side of Octomom Nadya Suleman yesterday and smacked aside a petition filed by some guy trying to get the court to appoint an independent guardian to monitor her children's money.

Elin -- Out With The Old, In With The New

Elin Nordegren -- who we're told was staying at the Windermere mansion guest house last night -- is getting rid of anything that might bring up bad memories ... in this case, her hybrid Cadillac Escalade.

I think her and Chris Brown would make a good couple, cause god knows he needs an @ss whoopin, and it's quite obvious that she's a professional. 

No, not that one -- Elin has her own ... and neighbors say, she brought it to an Orlando body shop on Tuesday to fix up some recent rear bumper damage.

Casey Johnson's Family Rallying Around Football

Casey Johnson's family is headed to Cincinnati today to gather around patriarch Woody Johnson and root on the New York Jets in their playoff game.

Mayweather Blames Pacquiao's 'Punk Ass'

Floyd Mayweather is not only blaming Manny Pacquiao for backing out of their big fight -- now the Pretty Boy has resorted to name-calling ... threatening to whip Manny's "punk ass."

I guess he doesn't want the world to know he may have a small pen!s.

Floyd claims he's "thoroughly disgusted" that members of Pacquiao's camp are trying to blame Mayweather for standing in the way of the fight.