Selena Gomez Making 'Jersey Shore' Money

Selena Gomez is one of Disney's biggest stars right now -- but she's barely pulling in more per episode than the wasted, juiced up cast of "Jersey Shore."

Heidi Montag Is a Real Sexy Doll!!

Heidi Montag maneuvered her reassembled parts into a sexy(?) pose for cameras, who were inexplicably in her hotel room over Valentine's Day weekend.

So lifelike.

John Mayer Uses His Head ... Not the Racist One

John Mayer didn't say one word about his racist penis this weekend -- in fact, the singer didn't say one word about anything.

After all of last week's drama -- and his subsequent teary-eyed explanation -- Mayer kept his head down and his mouth shut as he waded through a sea of paparazzi on his way out of his hotel in Canada.

Tila Tequila Insinuates Miscarriage

Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly -- and now she's threatening to kill herself if she miscarries.

Conan O'Brien Sports Unemployment Beard

Conan O'Brien is using his newfound free time (and $32.5 million NBC settlement money) to take his family to Hawaii this weekend.

Now if only he would use some of that scratch to buy a razor.

Selena Gomez Fans Injured in Escalator Mishap

Being a fan of Selena Gomez can be hazardous to your health -- just ask the people who showed up to see her at a mall event in Massachusetts.

Police and firefighters had to be called to the Emerald Square Mall on Saturday when an escalator stopped short, sending several fans flying. Five people were injured, three of which were transported to the hospital.

Gomez was at the mall for a Q&A put on by a local radio station.

Kobe Bryant Exercises Image Control

Da wife: cheat on me again and we'll see if you can jump over a van going 120 mph.

Kobe Bryant chose not to mix with scantily-clad women last night, and the night club that threw the shindig he was scheduled to host is pissed.

Power Ranger Wants to Pick an MMA Fight

Is a Dragonzord allowed in the ring!?

The guy who used to play the Green and White Ranger
on the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers is trying to fight with creatures from this planet -- dude is an MMA fighter now.

Reggie Bush - putting a ring on it!

Tila Tequila Rushed to Hospital

Tila Tequila made a call to paramedics last night after she fell off her chair and "dented" her head -- her words, not ours.

Now i just wonder what she was doing on the chair!?

Since Tila tweets her every moment, she provided her own play-by-play of the accident. Tila first said she fell off her chair and "slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. theres a dent in it now!"