Selena Gomez Making 'Jersey Shore' Money

Selena Gomez is one of Disney's biggest stars right now -- but she's barely pulling in more per episode than the wasted, juiced up cast of "Jersey Shore."

Heidi Montag Is a Real Sexy Doll!!

Heidi Montag maneuvered her reassembled parts into a sexy(?) pose for cameras, who were inexplicably in her hotel room over Valentine's Day weekend.

So lifelike.

John Mayer Uses His Head ... Not the Racist One

John Mayer didn't say one word about his racist penis this weekend -- in fact, the singer didn't say one word about anything.

After all of last week's drama -- and his subsequent teary-eyed explanation -- Mayer kept his head down and his mouth shut as he waded through a sea of paparazzi on his way out of his hotel in Canada.

Tila Tequila Insinuates Miscarriage

Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly -- and now she's threatening to kill herself if she miscarries.

Conan O'Brien Sports Unemployment Beard

Conan O'Brien is using his newfound free time (and $32.5 million NBC settlement money) to take his family to Hawaii this weekend.

Now if only he would use some of that scratch to buy a razor.