Kelly Osbourne -- New & Improved

Doing her best Paris Hilton impersonation, Kelly Osbourne showed off her new rockin' bod, tanned flesh and refurbished blonde bob at a fashion event in NYC last night.

I would die for you then come back as the living dead to date you-- Does that turn you on??

Stripper: I'm Not Preggo w/ Josh Duhamel's Baby

He is not my non-baby daddy

The stripper who reportedly said she was pregnant with Josh Duhamel's baby is lashing out against the reports -- claiming there's definitely no bun in her oven.

Shaq Snowed Out of His Own Party

Shaquille O'Neal was supposed to host a party last night in Dallas for NBA All-Star Weekend -- that is, until the biggest blizzard in the city's history got in the way.

It was a Shagout!

Aura Nightclub in uptown Dallas -- say that before Shaq arrived at the club, the record-setting snowfall blew out some electrical transformers ... leaving everyone standing in the dark.

Dr. Conrad Murray -- I'm Happy to Be Working Re

Dr. Conrad Murray is still treating patients at his Las Vegas office -- and according to The Doc, they're all pretty happy to see him.

I'm not so sure MJ is Happy to be dead though!

Doc Murray strolled into work today, where he nodded when a photog asked if he was happy to be back.

Bill Clinton Hospitalized for Chest Pain

President Bill Clinton was admitted to a hospital in NY today after experiencing chest pain.

Miranda Kerr -- Legs for Days

Here's supermodel Miranda Kerr in Australia on Thursday, without her lucky ass boyfriend Orlando Bloom.

Who wouldn't want to go down under with her?

Kevin Sorbo - Still a Greek God

While snorkeling in Hawaii on Wednesday, former "Hercules" star Kevin Sorbo showed off his super strength in the form of his ripped furry pecs and abs.

 He would do great in a Viagra commercial! "Hercules Hercules Hercules"

The 51-year-old should have no problem getting lei'd.

How K-Fed Got His Groove Back

video of the new (relatively) slimmed down K-Shed working on some moves with Justin Timberlake's choreographer Marty Kudelka.

Brian Austin Green -- Trouble on the Home Front

Brian Austin Green is more than $70,000 behind on mortgage payments for his home in the Hollywood Hills -- but according to his rep, it's all part of a calculated real estate move.

SunTrust Mortgage, INC has filed legal papers in Los Angeles -- which show Green owes $71,251.42 as of January 26, 2010. The docs show Green took out a $2,000,000 mortgage with the company in 2006.

Kanye West Punches Jay Leno in the Face!!!

Kanye West sent Jay Leno out with a bang last night ... right on the kisser.