Kelis -- Under the Sea

Here's singer/Nas babymama Kelis at an event Thursday night in L.A. (left) ... and an old ad for Artemia salina x nyos, A.K.A. Sea Monkeys (right).

This makes Rihanna's dress below look like a top 10!

One of 'em is popular with the boys in the yard.

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Alleged Victim of Rip Torn -- Torn Himself

No no no! you got it all wrong i was studying for a new role 'Robin Hood the Golden Years.'

Rip Torn is so in need of help, even the CEO of the bank he allegedly broke into on Friday night wants to see someone stage an intervention.

Rihanna Wore something Last Night

This carpet looked so good on her floor she decided to wear it.

Beauty Miss America 2010 Wasn't All That in 2002

Before Caressa Cameron was named Miss America 2010, she was an awkward high school freshman at Massaponax High School in Fredericksburg, VA

Wow!

Michael Jackson Kids Prep Acceptance Speech

 

Prince and Paris Jackson, Michael Jackson's two oldest children, have been sweating over addressing the audience at tonight's Special Merit Awards ceremony .. where their dad will be honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award.

Joe Jackson tells TMZ Prince and Paris have each prepared a speech. Joe says they are both great speakers and Paris has been working on her speech for a week.

As for the buzz that the kids will perform at the Grammys on Sunday -- Joe says it ain't happening.

New Twist in Brittany Murphy Death

 

Brittany Murphy's death investigation has taken a mysterious turn -- the L.A. County Coroner's Office is now trying to fill in some critical gaps in her medical history.

Video: LeBron James' wet-and-wild temper tantrum

Oh dear, anger has fallen upon Kings James

Tom Cruise -- Private Potty Pooper

Tom Cruise took a break from filming his latest movie to spend a little time in his own personal Porta-Potty, adorned with his character's name.

Tom: d@mn it Katie you can't cook -- but i just don't have the heart to tell you that.

Michael Jackson -- Dr. Murray Set to be Charged Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0e1rlDkDY

The D.A. is ready to charge Dr. Conrad Murray in the death of Michael Jackson ...multiple law enforcement sources tells.

He had a better chance of killing spongebob and getting away with it-- but the king of pop, oh no my friend.

bob: please Dr. Murray don't kill me, little kids and adult children like chris brown will miss me!

Our sources say that members of the D.A.'s office -- including Los Angeles County District Attorney Steve Cooley -- have already met about filing a criminal case against Dr. Murray.

Red Cross Clears Kanye West in Battery Case

I don't think Kanye could beat up a fly.

Kanye West's criminal case involving an LAX run-in with photographers was dismissed a few minutes ago ... after his lawyer presented proof Kanye performed community service with the Red Cross.